Posted on Tuesday 1 September 2009
One day, Steve was wandering down the promenade thinking about and missing his beloved Wife.
Satan was looking down upon the earth looking for a soul to torment. He saw Steve wandering alone on the promenade and he flew down to meet him.
Satan said: “Hello Steve, I have been looking for you”.
A startled Steve asked: “why what do you want?”
Satan said: “What do I want? Steve, please, I have a wonderful offer for you”.
Steve replied: “Thanks, but I am not interested”.
Satan said: “Why Steve, you haven’t even heard what I have to offer. I could make you very wealthy!!”
Steve replied: “You don’t say”.
Satan said: “Yes, I will make you quite wealthy! You will be rich beyond your dreams!”
Steve replied: “Excuse me if I sound suspicious, but there wouldn’t happen to be a catch?”
Satan said: “Steve, I am offering you so much!! All you have to do is give up your Wife’s love for you and I will make you rich beyond your dreams.”
Steve smiled.
Satan saw the smile and said: “See Steve, I knew you would like my offer.”
Steve’s smile broadened and he replied: “You don’t understand. Satan, I am not interested in your offer. With my Wife’s love, I already am rich beyond my dreams.”