How things work between men and women
How things work between Men and women
A man will pay £10.00 for a £5.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay £5.00 for a £10.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot, and not try to understand her at all..
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument