I Love my wife

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of
explanation, first: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
 rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
 housework … you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never
 any time for her. If you don’t work enough ….. you’re a
 good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
 … this is exploitation. If you have a  boring repetitive job with
 low pay ….. you should get off your lazy behind  and find something
 better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is  favoritism.
 If she gets a job ahead of you ….. it’s equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment. If
 you keep  quiet …… it’s male indifference. If you cry … you’re a
 wimp. If you  don’t …… you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make
 a decision without  consulting her ……. you’re a chauvinist. If she
 makes a decision without  consulting you, she’s a liberated woman. If
 you ask her to do something she  doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.
 If SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If  you appreciate the female form
 and frilly underwear …… you’re a pervert.  If you don’t … you’re
 gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape …
 you’re sexist..  If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to
 keep yourself in shape  …… you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a
 slob. If you buy her flowers  … you’re after something. If you don’t
you’re not thoughtful. If  you’re proud of your achievements …
 you’re full of yourself. If you don’t  … you’re not ambitious. If
 she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have  a headache …… you
 don’t love her anymore. If you want it too often ….
 you’re oversexed.. If you don’t … there must be someone else.       So why do men die first? Because they want to!