Posted on Friday 23 October 2009
Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of
explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race … you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework … you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never
any time for her. If you don’t work enough ….. you’re a
good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay
… this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with
low pay ….. you should get off your lazy behind and find something
better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you ….. it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks … it’s sexual harassment. If
you keep quiet …… it’s male indifference. If you cry … you’re a
wimp. If you don’t …… you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make
a decision without consulting her ……. you’re a chauvinist. If she
makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman. If
you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination.
If SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form
and frilly underwear …… you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re
gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape …
you’re sexist.. If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to
keep yourself in shape …… you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a
slob. If you buy her flowers … you’re after something. If you don’t
you’re not thoughtful. If you’re proud of your achievements …
you’re full of yourself. If you don’t … you’re not ambitious. If
she has a headache … she’s tired. If you have a headache …… you
don’t love her anymore. If you want it too often ….
you’re oversexed.. If you don’t … there must be someone else.
So why do men die first?
Because they want to!